Hey, boys and girls. Today’s lecture presents various reasons to not exclusively date someone of the opposite sex and bestow him with the somewhat frightening title of “boyfriend.” There are hundreds of reasons, many of which had already been shown in various weepy chick flicks, but today, we will begin with the basics. As we believe in the principle “show, not tell,” allow us to illustrate our first few points with photos.
Why you shouldn’t get a boyfriend, reason 1:
You don’t know if you’ll end up with the dork who photobombed your otherwise cool, artsy shot several years ago.
Why you shouldn’t get a boyfriend, reason 2:
Because he could look prettier than you in tight pink pants or chocolate lipstick.
Why you shouldn’t get a boyfriend, reason 3:
He could be the guy your mom wants you to date. All together now: “Noooooooooooooooooooo!”
That concludes our first part of the “Why you shouldn’t get a boyfriend” series. Prepare for a longer lecture and a pop quiz next week!
By the way, that’s actually my boyfriend, James. Say hello, boys and girls. This is his first public outing in my blog, so let’s give him a warm welcome. (Okay, I wrote this because a lot of people had been asking about the mysterious boyfriend and I didn’t want to do a sappy epic.)
And oh, he doesn’t really wear pink skinny jeans. It was just a dare.
Reasons not to get a girlfriend:
1. She could be quite famous. Too many people like/follow/retweet/tag/want/covet her.
2. She might post embarrassing pics of you online. Hi Beb!
pink pants pala ah with the magnum look! LOL. what’s next? leopard print?
D&G flight suit.
Omg. There should be a warning on this blog. I’m scarred for life. But also… hahahahahahahhahahahaahhaha!!!!! Pink is your color, J.